Top 10 Footballers Luis Suarez Can Feast On Next
Luis Suarez may have aimed his sizeable gnashers at Branislav Ivanovic because he was the nearest player to him, but if he takes a moment to think about it there are plenty of tastier morsels on the menu.
10. Massimo Maccarone
He may have made his name playing for a host of clubs in Italy and a spell at Middlesbrough midway through his career but he would also go beautifully with a big old lump of creamy cheese.
9. Conor Sammon
The Derby striker is a big physical presence on the pitch as his team battles away in the Championship but he offers a very subtle flavour when smoked and tossed in with a lively summer salad.
8. Tony Currie
Something of a legend in Yorkshire after notable spells at Sheffield United and Leeds United which saw him really spice up their midfield. He even managed to bhaji his way into the England team on 17 occasions.
7. Jon Parkin
The beast’s surname certainly fits as it would be no surprise if the lad from Barnsley spent a fair amount of his spare time feasting on the Yorkshire based cake of the same name. An accomplished finisher in front of goal and at the dinner table.
6. Frank Leboeuf
Adding a little bit of GCSE French knowledge to this list, the former Chelsea defender certainly added plenty of meat to the Blues’ backline in the late ‘90s. Scoring an incredible 48 goals for Strasbourg early in his career certainly beefed up his reputation.
5. Patrick Berger
When the Czech midfielder moved to Liverpool in 1996 there were plenty of ladies on Merseyside who thought he was pretty tasty and there were plenty of fans heading to Anfield who will have feasted on his namesake whilst he spent seven years with the club.
4. Mark Fish
The South African offers many an option for Luis to choose from when it comes to dinner at his house. The big centre-back could provide anything from a nice cod and chips all the way to a fancy bit of grilled swordfish.
3. Gabriel Heinze
Another with a number of options for Suarez here with Heinze offering a vast range of soups and baked beans to pick from. The only suggestion FREEbets.org.uk is not to mix the two together.
2. Mark Bunn
Now commanding a first team place with Norwich in the Premier League, but he would be just as adept with a generous helping of butter and placed alongside a large bowl of Oxtail.
1. Tamer Tuna
He may not have made the biggest impact since breaking through as a youngster at Charlton but Suarez may be more than happy to mix the 21-year-old with some mayonnaise, a bit of sweet corn and stick him in a floury bap.
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